Friday, November 04, 2005

Instant Text Analysis


Yeah, Right.


The most frustrating phrase in the English language (especially when it's printed on a package of mozzarella cheese):

"Easy Open."

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Finger Index



The arrival of a cold front in South Dakota today was heralded by a corresponding shift in the "finger index." The finger index is an informal index which uses finger color as a gauge of air temperature.

Today's cold front brought with it a distinct shift of the finger index into the "violet" color range. The index is expected to shift in to the "blue" range later this month.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

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